Ban any individuals under the age of 12 from setting foot upon school district property.
If we're eliminating over 70% of our student population, we might as well make some extra money! Let's lease the building out to a shady Russian corporation!
My plan to hire 40,000 young looking police officers and detectives to blend into the learning environment, and provide a safe haven for our students, while also furthering their own education.
The "Radical Left" would have your kids believe crazy things, such as: "Refrigerating food is good!" and "My toes hurt!". I will keep this nonsense away from our youth.
Discrimination based on race or sexual preference will NOT be tolerated. However, discrimination based on religious beliefs will not only be tolerated, but encouraged. So watch out.
We will ban anything shaped like a rectangle. This includes smartphones, oil paintings, and textbooks. Square edges leads to square thinking.
We will teach the Hamilton County teens that roundabouts are for fun, and should be driven in without care or regard for others. If you want safe drivers, go to Canada.
Gone are the days of using the pronouns that a person simply appears to be. All staff, from Principal Alex Jones all the way down to Rodney, the night janitor, will be forced to watch our good boy videos.